West Ham drinking game

Along the line of the Arsenal drinking game.  These are for those games you watch but don't really have a dog in the race. (Remember, most of these games start at 10 in the morning if not earlier for us Yankees.)

Drink 1:

• Yellow card

Drink 2:

• A fight breaks out in the stands (home games especially)
• Dives

Drink 3:

• Commentators mention Robert Green's World Cup performance
• Red Card

Finish your drink and go make a new one:

• Green lets a goal in that he should've saved.
• West Ham Utd Wins!

Arsenal Drinking Game

Watching football with a bunch of Gooners, we (non-Arsenal fans) developed a drinking game to keep us occupied:

Drink 1:

• Sanga looks indignant
• Arshavin throws the ball away
• Close-up of Chamakh's hair

Drink 2

• Announcer mentions Arsenal's attempts at picking up a new keeper
• Dives
• Player Snot Rockets
• U2 song plays

Drink 3:

• Almunia does something stupid

More tips for drinking game from a miserable DC United fan: DC United Drinking game